The "novelization" is pretty dreadful, but some of the images in it aren't in general circulation, to the best of my recollection. So here they all are - (no copyright, all PD images at this point)
Here lies the residue of "The Animating Apothecary," a source of obscure ephemera and thoughts. Instagram? see - https://www.instagram.com/animating_apothecary/ also check out asifa.org and asifa.net - content (c) 2006-2026 Jim Middleton (一個古怪的老頭,總是揮舞著雙手,哈哈大笑。or -手を振りながらよく笑うクレイジーな老人 or 손을 흔들며 웃는 미친 노인 )
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
Friday, February 07, 2025
Post 720 - Chatting Among Animators Last Night
And the conversation slipped to humorous matters on February 6:
OK, we got to talking about classic comedians last night at the ASIFA coffee, after musing about "just what isn't funny," and the names Harry Langdon and Pierre Etaix percolated up (and I'm afraid, I was the main instigator). Langdon has gotten a bum rap in the opinion of yr hmbl typst, perpetuated by Walter Kerr in his otherwise amazing 1970s book, The Silent Clowns. The lack of access to his films has seemed to support the allegation over the years, but his complete silent output has been made available on DVD, and online. It proves otherwise. In fact, I contend he was the silent era's equivalent to Andy Kaufman, because, when left to his own devices, he could be utterly surreal. It didn't hurt that he was also an accomplished cartoonist.
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| A still from "Three's Company" - the creative sequence using the doll as surrogate for Langdon is hampered by severe nitrate decomposition, but you get the idea... |
Sunday, November 17, 2024
Post 705 - Cinema Program Pages from 1918
Friday, August 16, 2024
Post 693 - "The General" Novelization - 1927
Small town libraries don't seem to be the repositories of history any more. The digital push brushes past tangible artifacts that have slipped from the thin vapor of memory and are no longer deemed significant.
This afternoon I found a volume in the local library's "discard bin." It may have been remaindered from a local estate sale, it may have been donated and rejected for fund raising purposes.
The title immediately caught my attention, having recently attended a showing of the Jim Schaub/Ron Pesch documentary, Keaton:Home in Muskegon. The General is frequently cited among the best silent films ever made, and in terms of comic timing and visual composition, a likely contender as one of the best films ever made in any category.
I never heard of the author, Joseph Warren, and opened it, expecting to see the exploits of some European count or Great War honcho. Instead, the cover page told a completely different tale - The General was a contemporary novelization of the 1927 Keaton masterpiece, an expensive epic that, to jazz age eyes, wasn't all that much to get enthused over (the Raymond Griffith film Hands Up! had better reviews), with the dark humor of the battle scenes regarded as positively repelling.
I'll be scanning the pages in the days ahead to preserve this version of the film, lest my own eventual estate sale be equally incapable of finding the original volume a proper, appreciative custodian.
Thus far, I have only come upon one other novelization by Joseph Warren (of Long Island, according to his prologue to The General): What a Widow! was a novelization of an early Gloria Swanson talkie of the same name in 1930. Will continue to explore the rabbit hole!
(note her producer's name)
Click here for The General (archive.org 4K file - if it takes too long to "fire up" you can just download the file and enjoy it when and where-ever you wish!)
Monday, March 11, 2024
Post 658 - Keaton:Home Documentary Gets Celebrated!
Friday, July 07, 2023
Post 579 - Home for Buster! The Film's Ready for its Close Up
Saturday, February 02, 2019
Phun Pharmacy Phacts for February 2019
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| Well, maybe a fantasy, after all. Pharmacists are prone to fantasy, you know, like lunchtime. http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/UncleStan |
Sunday, March 27, 2016
An Appreciation of Raymond Griffith - You'd Be Surprised (Paramount, 1926)
First of all, my thanks for Grapevine Video, about the only available source for Raymond Griffith's films, for making these films available to current audiences. Check them out at www.grapevinevideo.com for many obscure titles that have been overlooked by others and have slid into the public domain...this particular DVD release is from a very good master print.
Here is where things quickly became interesting - by 1926, Robert Benchley was an established critic for Vanity Fair and had three volumes of essays to his credit. His "Treasurer's Report" had been a Broadway staple for some time and Jesse Lasky approached him to write screenplays. Not much seemed to come of this arrangement, but for You'd Be Surprised and two other Paramount films he did create the text for the title cards. This predates his own film appearances in The Treasurer's Report and Sex Live of the Polyp by two years.
Arthur Rosson comes to You'd Be Surprised after completing another Raymond Griffith film, Wet Paint, and a Bebe Daniels film, Stranded in Paris. He appears to have been a Paramount mainstay, with credits often intersecting with Cecil B. DeMille as a second unit director.
Another familiar name to film fans of the silent era is Dorothy Sebastian, known for her relationship with Buster Keaton and appearances in his films Spite Marriage, Free and Easy, and Allez Oop.
You'd Be Surprised plays out in real-time, in only three staged rooms. The image of the gigantic houseboat above is the only real exterior shot in the movie, and the use of an evening time frame further trims narrative expense. While it is a slickly made film, it was likely a comparatively inexpensive production for Paramount.
Phonograph fans will quickly recognize the collectible dancing toy. a variation on "Ragtime Rastus." It linked to the turntable and, through gears beneath the device, made the toy dance. Other toys had a couple dancing the waltz or tango.
And with that, the staging is set for the arrival of the star of the program, the coroner, preceded by the black cat -- Raymond Griffith. It's prescient to Groucho's arrival to head up Freedonia in Duck Soup, 7 years later...
Thirty years later, in Rear Window, Hitchcock would insert a series of expressionless shots of Jimmy Stewart and the audience would have different impressions of his emotional state based on what the reactive image would be - here, Sebastian holds the same stare, and Griffith's expression gradually transforms:
"If you want to laugh one minute and gasp the next - see Raymond Griffith in You'd Be Surprised, which comes here next week. It is undoubtedly Griffith's best picture since his Paths to Paradise. As a "Sherlock Holmes" Ray goes through mental gymnastics in the untangling of a murder mystery which would do credit to any sleuth.
"It's hard to say which the picture contains more of -- laughs or thrills. Griffith, a coroner, tries to discover who killed the district attorney. Instead of solving the mystery he finds himself in the center of a dozen others, and also discovers that he has fallen in love with a girl whom everyone suspects as the criminal.
"The picture's ending will have to remain a mystery because Mr. Griffith has asked those who see the picture to refrain from telling their friends the real murderer's identity.
"Dorothy Sebastian, playing opposite Ray, makes a lovely foil for his emotions. Earl Williams enacts the deputy district attorney, and Edward Martindel, the attorney. Arthur Rosson, the director of Wet Paint, was again at the helm.
Some of the deaf mute scenes in You'd Be Surprised are among the funniest ever filmed."
Besides referring to Raymond Griffith as "Ray," this promotional piece shows some disconnect with the actual production - Martindel plays the houseboat millionaire, not a district attorney, nor is there a deputy district attorney character in the film. Perhaps the publicity was early in production, before the plotlines were completely worked out.
Paths to Paradise is available from Grapevine, but with a missing final reel (the film seems to end abruptly, but the general narrative is still understandable); Wet Paint seems to be among the legion of "lost films."
For more information about Raymond Griffith, a good place to start is the 1975 book by Walter Kerr, The Silent Clowns in the chapter (#31 in the series!) entitled The Unexpected Raymond Griffith. Griffith's career didn't survive into the sound era due to damaged vocal chords that didn't permit him to speak above a whisper. His last role before the camera was as the dying soldier sharing a foxhole with Lew Ayres in 1930's All Quiet on the Western Front. He produced comedies through 1940, even serving (uncredited) as an electrician on The Wizard of Oz (!!!).
In addition to You'd Be Surprised, other films that remain available with Griffith also include Hands Up! and Paths to Paradise, where he stars, and White Tiger, Changing Husbands, and Miss Bluebeard, where he appears in secondary roles (all from Grapevine Video).





























































































































































































































































































































































