The Middleton Christmas Feast Fest of 2017
All family members remaining at the table at 3pm will be given instructions on chopping maple logs as an exothermic activity
The Left-overs-to-be include
Cornish Hens, with teeny weeny amounts of stuffing, or not
Roasted potatoes, prepared on a century old appliance, sometimes stirred by a century old pharmacist
Green Bean Casserole, imported from the furniture city for the occasion
Yams, shaken, not stirred
Madge’s Pea Salad, featuring a Velveeta infusion sauce
Whole Wheat and Multigrain bread and rolls, to expedite physiological processes, with optional butter from contented cows
Cranberry sauce, uncannily unfettered
Deviled eggs, beaten to holy submission
- Random snacks, crudites (and I do mean crudites), and nut-based fillers -
Orange Pineapple Dessert, by popular request
Pumpkin-based edibles, of heretofore unsurpassed quality
All handily hand made by hand-washed hands.
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