Wednesday, April 14, 2021

FOX on the Death of Bernie Madoff

Bernie Madoff, second most notorious con man and Ponzi schemer, is dead at 82. FOX blames immigration at the southern US border. "I bet he died from the CoVid vaccine, because everyone knows a prison automatically grants you herd immunity," said Tucker Carlson.

Sean Hannity openly wept at the news. "Now I'll never find out who shot J.R.! Bernie promised to tell me when I invested that 50 grand last week," he told his listeners.

Steve Doocy had no comment, but did remark that his "Happy Cookbook" is still on sale at Amazon.

I know it's true.
I read it on Facebook.

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